I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR IN THIS WORLD.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby
If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.
Dear Darla,
I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You’re scum between my toes!
Love, Alfalfa.
me as a baby.




